Mack: Great Work -- Now Go Away

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Great Work – Now Go Away

 

Last fall a Navy commando unit in a brilliant operation captured a notorious terrorist alive.  Alive.  But the terrorist later said that the sailors socked him during the confrontation and gave him a fat lip, and now the sailors are being court-martialed.  So will the Japanese government now sue World War II veterans for hurting Generalissimo Tojo’s feelings?  Will Grandpa be yanked off his rocking chair and sent to jail because he once said something rude about Adolf Hitler during the Battle of the Bulge?

 

More recently a police officer in a city far, far away was suspended with pay after he fired his pistol at a man who was threatening people, including the officer, with a knife.  In such matters one would think that the suspension would be for the sake of the officer, for a good man does come away from such a matter the same man who went into it.  But the matter always seems to project as a suspicion of the officer, and the dreary electronic comments from the sort of people who take their ideology from street corners and their grammar from twitting support this grim conclusion.  Folks want to be protected but then they sideline-quarterback the protectors.  As someone (the sources conflict) said, (Newark) hath no fury like a non-combatant.

 

The concept of suspending someone for doing his job does not obtain in most vocations.  One does not imagine the head of surgery saying “Doctor Snorthbargle, you were simply brilliant today in saving the life of that emergency patient.  You’re suspended until the medical board investigates you.  Now go away.”

 

The supermarket manager does not call for an inquiry on little Siegfried the sack boy because the customers compliment him for his good work.

 

When a team wins a football game they are not sent home while a court determines whether or not they acted wisely in doing so.

 

Consider the possibility of a police officer observing a citizen driving carefully, following all state and local laws while operating a safe and well-maintained motor vehicle.  The officer arrests the citizen and brings him before a justice of the peace who rules: “Citizen Jones, you were seen driving in a prudent fashion.  Your license is suspended while I refer your case to the grand jury.  I am impounding your car.  You may have one telephone call to send for someone to come and get you.  You might want to tell that friend or relative to drive irresponsibly unless he too wants the full majesty of the law to come down on him like a ton of cliches’.”

 

What if Captain Smith had parked the Titanic for the night long, long ago?  “Captain Smith, you brought the company’s newest ship and all her passengers and crew safely to New York.  Until the Board of Trade considers this matter carefully, your master’s license is suspended.”

 

The judge summons Perry Mason to the bench.  “Mr. Mason, you were wonderful today.  You saved an innocent woman from the death penalty and you helped the police find the real murderer.  You represent everything that is true and noble in the legal profession.  Your license to practice law is suspended until further notice, and the bailiff will now escort you to your cell.”

 

On a fine autumn day several liberal arts graduates from the United States Department of Agriculture descend upon Farmer Brown with briefcases full of legal documents.  “Farmer Brown, you raised fine crops of wheat and soy this year.  You provided part-time employment for three transient laborers and for five high school kids during the haying season.  You filled out all your government forms accurately, paid your taxes, demonstrated wise agricultural practices, and in all ways are an excellent man.  Your livestock are well cared for and you are unfailingly considerate of your neighbors and the environment.  Therefore, we must investigate you.  During this investigation, which may take a year or two, you are forbidden to farm.  This means you will lose the land that’s been in your family for generations, but don’t worry; it will make a nice parking lot for Giganto-Mart.  Further, your federal government, for whom you voted, is in its infinite generosity giving you a discount on your monthly rental of a public-housing unit.”

 

These are humorous imaginings, but there are very real exceptions to the idea that the laborer is worth of his hire: the illogical ways the American people sometimes mishandle their own police and their own young men and women in the services.