An then There was Marriage...

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first

name was Always.

 

The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's

on the TV?"  I said, "Dust!"

 

In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then

God created man and rested. Then God created woman.

Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

 

Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

 

What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About

5 drinks.

 

Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-

law.

 

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts

of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries

her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.

 

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife Wanted".

Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said

the same thing: "You can have mine."

 

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday

is to forget it once.

 

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel! Second guy:

"You're lucky, mine's still alive."

 

How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to

get laundry done for free.

 

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real

happiness was until I got married; and then it was too

late."

 

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does

it cost to get married?" The father replied, "I don't

know son, I'm still paying!"

 

Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding

ring, and suffering.

 

RMStringer

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"Though no one can go back and make a brand new start,

anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending." - Author Unknown