Frozen grass at Boykin Springs Recreation Area located in the Angelina National Forest. © RMStringer Photography
Friday, February 04, 2011
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Frozen grass at Boykin Springs Recreation Area located in the Angelina National Forest. © RMStringer Photography
Thursday, February 03, 2011
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Saturday, January 15, 2011
Festival Of Lights 2.0
74th Christmas Festival of Lights in Natchitoches Louisiana
The Festival of Lights begins November 20 and lasts into the New Year.
Festival Of Lights 2.5
74th Christmas Festival of Lights in Natchitoches Louisiana
The Festival of Lights begins November 20 and lasts into the New Year.
Festival Of Lights 2.7
74th Christmas Festival of Lights in Natchitoches Louisiana
The Festival of Lights begins November 20 and lasts into the New Year.
Festival Of Lights 2.14
74th Christmas Festival of Lights in Natchitoches Louisiana
The Festival of Lights begins November 20 and lasts into the New Year.
Festival Of Lights 2.11
74th Christmas Festival of Lights in Natchitoches Louisiana
The Festival of Lights begins November 20 and lasts into the New Year.
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
Mack: Saving Private Robot
Printed and Published with permission of Mack Hall.
Each robot would start its own church. The Electrons for Jesus would maintain that the Pixels for Christ aren't scripturally sound, and the Pixels for Christ might argue that the Electrons for Jesus smell of ritualism.
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Saving Private Robot
30 robots wearing European faces and controlled by Filipino technicians are teaching English in South Korean schools. With South Korea suddenly our dependent child again, the ROK government needs more of its people learning how to say, in English, "Give us more money, stupid Yanks" and "Send your young people to die protecting us while we carry on business as usual and pretend to be your BFF."
On the second day of school half the robots called in sick with those fakey coughs.
One wonders if the robots wear no-name sneakers and Goodwill ties, and are programmed to blurt out every ten minutes some moldy platitude prefaced with "When I was your age…."
But, really, how can anyone tell the difference between a human English teacher and a robot English teacher?
But how will the teacher-robots cope with being covered with sticky-notes reading "I get high on 30-weight" and "Your mama dates a garbage disposal?"
This robot idea could be applied to other occupations. A robot clerk in a big-box store could flee from customers at higher speed, and a robot waiter at a really fancy restaurant could ignore diners in French as well as in English.
Robot motorists – hey, they couldn't drive worse than humans.
Robot Catholics – they'd all start 'blogs and call each other sedevacantes and Vatican Two-ists and rad-trads.
Robot citizens would argue politics but they wouldn't bother to vote, just like human citizens.
Robot culture – Robots reposing silently for hours with their unblinking ocular receptors of e-audioanimatronicbionic rods and cones registering images of Dancing with the Stars.
Robot supervisors with the Texas Department of Transportation would drive around all day in large white TXDOT pickups while overseeing the undocumented worker robots.
Robot shoppers wouldn't simply push each other down, they would blast each other into non-existence with warbling death rays.
Toyota robots would sneer at Hyundai robots as declasse'.
Each robot would start its own church. The Electrons for Jesus would maintain that the Pixels for Christ aren't scripturally sound, and the Pixels for Christ might argue that the Electrons for Jesus smell of ritualism.
Q: Why did the scientific robot cross the road?
A: Because it was programmed to do so.
A: Because it was programmed to do so.
Q: Why did the philosophical robot cross the road?
A: To argue determinism with the chicken.
Q: Why did the killer robot cross the road?
A: To destroy the other half of humanity.
Q: Why did the robot throw the alarm clock out the window?
A: To measure the horizontal and vertical deterioration, in centimeters per second, of the trajectory of hurled object with reference to air temperature, barometric pressure, and wind speed.
A priest, a rabbi, and a robot walk into a bar…
But at this point a large North Korean generalissimo with immobile facial features clomps mechanically into the bar with a glowing, pulsating collection of conflicting nuclei under his arm, and even the robot falls silent, trembling.
One question, though: why don't our governments send the robots into battle and have young Americans teach English to young Koreans?
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Tuesday, January 11, 2011
My Photography Exhibit.
I have an exhibit running at the library for about a month or so. I will change out some of the pictures in another week or so. If you are in the area, please drop by and see some of my work.
City of Jasper, Texas - Public Library
Jasper Public Library. 175 Water St. Jasper, Texas 75951. Phone: 409-384-3791 Fax: 409-384-5881. Library Director: Denise Milton ...
www.jaspertx.org/library/
www.jaspertx.org/library/
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Sunday, January 02, 2011
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Old abandoned trash dump. Looking at the different layers in the sand and clay. Sony 18-70mm f/3.5-5.6 Lens was used in this set. © RMStringer Photography
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Old abandoned trash dump. Looking at the different layers in the sand and clay. Minolta 50mm f/1.7 Prime used in this set. © RMStringer Photography
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Old abandoned trash dump. Looking at the different layers in the sand and clay. Minolta 135mm f/2.8 Prime used in this set. © RMStringer Photography
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Old abandoned trash dump. Looking at the different layers in the sand and clay. Sony 18-70mm f/3.5-5.6 Lens was used in this set. © RMStringer Photography
Friday, December 31, 2010
Happy 2011!!!!
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Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Manfrotto Tripod
My Manfrotto tripod! So cool!
It has my Sony a500 and Vert Grip with the Minolta 70-210 on it as well as the Sony HVL-F58AM flash.
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
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Full Moon taken Hand-Held using the Quantaray LD 70-300mm f/4-5.6 Tele-Macro and the Bower MC 2X f/4 Tele-Converter. © RMStringer Photography
Exposure 0.001 sec (1/2000)
Aperture f/11.0
Focal Length 600 mm
ISO Speed 1600
Monday, December 20, 2010
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First test shots with my Minolta 135mm f2.8 Prime lens. Love the Bokeh this lens has! © RMStringer Photography
Exposure 1/4000 sec
Aperture f/2.8
Focal Length 135 mm
ISO Speed 200
Sunday, December 19, 2010
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First test shots with my Minolta 135mm f2.8 Prime lens. Love the Bokeh this lens has! © RMStringer Photography
Exposure 1/4000 sec
Aperture f/2.8
Focal Length 135 mm
ISO Speed 200
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First test shots with my Minolta 135mm f2.8 Prime lens. Love the Bokeh this lens has! © RMStringer Photography
Exposure 1/4000 sec
Aperture f/2.8
Focal Length 135 mm
ISO Speed 200
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First test shots with my Minolta 135mm f2.8 Prime lens. Love the Bokeh this lens has! © RMStringer Photography
Exposure 0.001 sec (1/1250)
Aperture f/2.8
Focal Length 135 mm
ISO Speed 200
Saturday, December 18, 2010
I Want one! NOT!
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Friday, December 17, 2010
Wednesday, December 08, 2010
Night Lights 1.7
Fun with Christmas Lights! Minolta 50mm f/1.7 © RMStringer Photography
Exposure 1
Aperture f/11.0
Focal Length 50 mm
ISO Speed 1600
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Fun with Christmas Lights! Minolta 50mm f/1.7 © RMStringer Photography
Exposure 1
Aperture f/11.0
Focal Length 50 mm
ISO Speed 1600
Night Lights 1.0
Fun with Christmas Lights! Minolta 50mm f/1.7 © RMStringer Photography
Exposure 1
Aperture f/3.5
Focal Length 50 mm
ISO Speed 400
Saturday, December 04, 2010
3 December, 2010 Night Sky
20.25 Minute Rotation of Earth Photograph created using the Startrails Program. It 27 photos at 45 seconds in length. Taken at Lake Sam Rayburn at "Little Tunguska" off of RR 255. © RMStringer Photography
Sunday, November 28, 2010
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