Monday, April 12, 2010

DSC05735


DSC05735, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Double Knuckle Band Live at Solley's Disco April 10, 2010. Taken with the Minolta 70-210mm f/4 "Beercan" Zoom lens using the Sony HVL-F58AM Flash. All photos are © RMStringer Photography.

DSC05826


DSC05826, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Double Knuckle Band Live at Solley's Disco April 10, 2010. Taken with the Minolta 50mm f1.7 Prime lens using the Sony HVL-F58AM Flash. All photos are

DSC05844


DSC05844, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Double Knuckle Band Live at Solley's Disco April 10, 2010. Taken with the Tamron 28-200mm f/3.8-5.6 using the Sony HVL-F58AM Flash. All photos are © RMStringer Photography.

DSC05840


DSC05840, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Double Knuckle Band Live at Solley's Disco April 10, 2010. Taken with the Tamron 28-200mm f/3.8-5.6 using the Sony HVL-F58AM Flash. All photos are © RMStringer Photography.

DSC05852


DSC05852, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Double Knuckle Band Live at Solley's Disco April 10, 2010. Taken with the Tamron 28-200mm f/3.8-5.6 using the Sony HVL-F58AM Flash. All photos are © RMStringer Photography.

DSC05861


DSC05861, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Double Knuckle Band Live at Solley's Disco April 10, 2010. Taken with the Tamron 28-200mm f/3.8-5.6 using the Sony HVL-F58AM Flash. All photos are © RMStringer Photography.

Sunday, April 11, 2010

2x photo


DSC05188, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Taken with the Bower MC 2X f/4 Tele-Converter Doubler on the Minolta 70-210mm f/4 Beercan. All photos © RMStringer Photography.

Exposure: 0.001 sec (1/1000)
Aperture: f/8.0
Focal Length: 420 mm

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Double Knuckle Band!!

Live at Solleys Disco!!! Lake Sam Rayburn Texas. Powered by Blogger and Sony Alpha 200 DSLR cameras: http:// Www.RMStringerPhotography.com Taken With My 3.2 Megapixel Lg Dare.
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The Flaming Lips at NX35 on 3/13 in Denton, TX Set list

The Flaming Lips
3-13-2010
NX35 Festival
North Texas Fairgrounds
Denton, TX

Setlist:
1. Intro>Power Outage #1
2. Worm Mountain
3. Silver Trembling Hands
4. Yeah Yeah Yeah Song
5. In the Morning of the Magicians
6. Watching the Planets (acoustic version)>
7. Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots pt. 1
8. Wating for A Superman
9. Power Outage #2
10. See The Leaves
11. Convinced of the Hex
12. Do You Realize


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Monday, April 05, 2010

Mack: Disneyland with Firing Squads

Thanks to Mac Hall for letting me publish this.

 

A Sort-Of Disneyland, Only With Firing Squads

 

Dubai is a no-kissing zone.

 

The United Arab Emirates is just another middle-eastern thugocracy of sand, rocks, oil, and semi-retired pirates.  The capital, Dubai, features the world's tallest skyscraper, but with the downturn in the local economy there doesn't seem to be anyone in it.  Dubai is quite the party town, according to the Dubai website, featuring "bars, pubs, discos and nightclubs." 

 

Nightclubs and such have been known to lead to, well, kissing, but in Dubai, a sort of Disneyland, only with slavery and firing squads, you'd better sip your well-regulated liquor and forego osculation.

 

A British man and woman, Ayman Najafi and Charlotte Adams, have been sentenced to a fine and a month, but not a fine month, in jail for kissing in a restaurant.  They were fingered by an outraged citizen who didn't actually see the kiss but was told about it by her two-year-old daughter.

 

Rules of evidence in the U.A.E. apparently bridge the cultural gap between P. G. Wodehouse and Lavrentia Beria. 

 

Last year the Dubai justice (cough) system sentenced a British couple to jail for sex-on-the-beach (not the drink), but on appeal commuted the sentences.  Last month the Dubai courts less mercifully incarcerated an Indian couple in jail for three months for sending spicy text-messages to each other, and last week sentenced some 17 or so Indians to the firing squad for beating a Pakistani gentleman to death over a wholesale liquor deal in which the party of the first part and the parties of the 1st-17th parts could not come to an amicable agreement. 

 

Okay, that last crime was a little over the top, but in the USA a murderous mob would probably be given community service and then jobs with A.C.O.R.N.

 

Of course in the U.A.E. one never knows whether or not a crime really happened.  Given that third-hand testimony attributed to a two-year-old can lead to a conviction, the Indians may have been guilty of nothing but playing a sitar.

 

Come to think of it, playing a sitar should result in the death penalty anyway.

 

I suggest that Dubai could use some help from American law enforcement.  Perhaps the Los Angeles Police Department could send Officers Pete Malloy and Jim Reed to help the United Arab Emirates update and inculturate:

 

"Say, Jim, we've been on duty for four hours.  Let's stop for a sandwich.  SANDwich, get it?  We're in the U.A.E.  Ha, ha.  SANDwich."

 

"That's not funny, Pete."

 

Radio, with appropriate static and crackling: "One-Adam-Twelve, One-Adam-Twelve, see the woman, 2332 Glorious and Enlightened Sheik Alli-Bubba Drive. Assault in progress."

 

Pete and Jim speed past casinos and bars, and quickly arrive.

 

"Yes, ma'am, what seems to be the problem?"

 

"Oh, officers, praise the religion of peace and mercy; some young punks pushed me down and stole my purse!  They ran thataway!"

 

"Ma'am, you're under arrest.  Cuff her, Reed."

 

"But officer, why?  I'm the victim!"

 

"Yes, ma'am, but you're a woman, so you tempted those poor, impressionable lads.  Sorry, but you'll go to prison for this, if not the peace-loving firing squad.  Read this lady her rights, Reed…oh, well, never mind."

 

Later, over Turkish coffee and pita bread, Reed asks "I don't get it, Pete.  That woman's purse was stolen.  Why should she go to jail?"

 

"We don't make the laws, Jim, we just enforce them.  Our country has sent us to the U.A.E. for sensitivity training.  We're here to learn new ways of doing things, and we must respect the local culture."

 

"Pete, the local culture seems to be about tourism, slavery, money-laundering, and funding terrorists, all under a government that makes the Chicago mob look classy."

 

"Jim, if I've told you once I've told you a million times, it's not slavery, it's a guest-worker program.  Didn't they teach you anything at the academy?"

 

"They didn't have to teach me the difference between employment and slavery."

 

"Cool it, partner.  We're guest workers too."

 

"One-Adam-Twelve, One-Adam-Twelve, reports of unauthorized kissing at a Denny's.  Repeat, unauthorized kissing at a Denny's."

 

"Let's roll, partner."

 

"Um, Pete…"

 

"Yeah?"

 

"The United Arab Emirates…they're our friends, right?"

 

-30-

 

Sunday, April 04, 2010

Pine Tree 2x Bokeh 1.1


Pine Tree 2x Bokeh 1.1, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Taken using the Bower MC 2X f/4 Tele-Converter on the Minolta 50mm f/1.7 Prime lens. All photos © RMStringer Photography.

Exposure: 0.04 sec (1/25)
Aperture: f/5.0
Focal Length: 105 mm
ISO Speed: 100

Pine Tree 2x Bokeh 1.0


Pine Tree 2x Bokeh 1.0, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Taken using the Bower MC 2X f/4 Tele-Converter on the Minolta 50mm f/1.7 Prime lens. All photos © RMStringer Photography.

Exposure: 0.01 sec (1/100)
Aperture: f/4.0
Focal Length: 105 mm
ISO Speed: 100

2x Green Bokeh


2x Green Bokeh, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Taken with the Bower MC 2X f/4 Tele-Converter Doubler on the Minolta 70-210mm f/4 Beercan. All photos © RMStringer Photography.

Exposure: 0.002 sec (1/500)
Aperture: f/8.0
Focal Length: 420 mm
ISO Speed: 400

2X Bokeh


2X Bokeh, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Taken with the Bower MC 2X f/4 Tele-Converter Doubler on the Minolta 70-210mm f/4 Beercan. All photos © RMStringer Photography.

Exposure: 0.002 sec (1/500)
Aperture: f/11.0
Focal Length: 420 mm
ISO Speed: 400

ETAL Inside Photos


ETAL Inside Photos, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Photos of the East Texas Art league's 1st ever Pro Photography Exhibition held in Jasper Texas. The show runs from April 3-May 8. 364 North Austin Street.

East Texas Art League. April 3-May 8

ETAL Inside Photos


ETAL Inside Photos, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Photos of the East Texas Art league's 1st ever Pro Photography Exhibition held in Jasper Texas. The show runs from April 3-May 8. 364 North Austin Street.

East Texas Art League. April 3-May 8

ETAL Inside Photos


ETAL Inside Photos, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Photos of the East Texas Art league's 1st ever Pro Photography Exhibition held in Jasper Texas. The show runs from April 3-May 8. 364 North Austin Street.

East Texas Art League. April 3-May 8

Friday, April 02, 2010

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Unwinding with Son...


DSC04996, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Pro Rodeo Star Ford Adkins at Woodville Rodeo. Taken with the Quantaray LD 70-300mm f/4-5.6 Tele-Macro Lens. All photos © RMStringer Photography.

He Made It, 8 Seconds!! 1.1


DSC04988, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Pro Rodeo Star Ford Adkins at Woodville Rodeo. Taken with the Quantaray LD 70-300mm f/4-5.6 Tele-Macro Lens. All photos © RMStringer Photography.

He Made It, 8 Seconds!! 1.0


DSC04980, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Pro Rodeo Star Ford Adkins at Woodville Rodeo. Taken with the Quantaray LD 70-300mm f/4-5.6 Tele-Macro Lens. All photos © RMStringer Photography.

Time!! 1.3


DSC04917, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Pro Rodeo Star Ford Adkins at Woodville Rodeo. Taken with the Quantaray LD 70-300mm f/4-5.6 Tele-Macro Lens. All photos © RMStringer Photography.

Time!! 1.2


DSC04916, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Pro Rodeo Star Ford Adkins at Woodville Rodeo. Taken with the Quantaray LD 70-300mm f/4-5.6 Tele-Macro Lens. All photos © RMStringer Photography.

Time!! 1.1


DSC04909, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Pro Rodeo Star Ford Adkins at Woodville Rodeo. Taken with the Quantaray LD 70-300mm f/4-5.6 Tele-Macro Lens. All photos © RMStringer Photography.

Time!! 1.0


DSC04904, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Pro Rodeo Star Ford Adkins at Woodville Rodeo. Taken with the Quantaray LD 70-300mm f/4-5.6 Tele-Macro Lens. All photos © RMStringer Photography.

Almost Time...1.1


DSC04903, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Pro Rodeo Star Ford Adkins at Woodville Rodeo. Taken with the Quantaray LD 70-300mm f/4-5.6 Tele-Macro Lens. All photos © RMStringer Photography.

Almost Time...1.0


DSC04857, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Pro Rodeo Star Ford Adkins at Woodville Rodeo. Taken with the Quantaray LD 70-300mm f/4-5.6 Tele-Macro Lens. All photos © RMStringer Photography.

Getting Ready!! 1.1


DSC04767, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Pro Rodeo Star Ford Adkins at Woodville Rodeo. Taken with the Tamron 28-200mm f/3.8-5.6 Zoom Lens. All photos © RMStringer Photography.

Getting Ready!! 1.0


DSC04799, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Pro Rodeo Star Ford Adkins at Woodville Rodeo. Taken with the Tamron 28-200mm f/3.8-5.6 Zoom Lens. All photos © RMStringer Photography.

Getting Ready!!


DSC04822, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Pro Rodeo Star Ford Adkins at Woodville Rodeo. Taken with the Tamron 28-200mm f/3.8-5.6 Zoom Lens. All photos © RMStringer Photography.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Bluebonnet 1.2


Bluebonnet 1.2, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Azalea Festival in Jasper Texas , March 20, 2010. Taken with the Tamron 28-200mm f/3.8-5.6 Lens. All photos © RMStringer Photography

Bluebonnet 1.1


Bluebonnet 1.1, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Azalea Festival in Jasper Texas , March 20, 2010. Taken with the Tamron 28-200mm f/3.8-5.6 Lens. All photos © RMStringer Photography

Reflection 1.2


Reflection 1.2, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Azalea Festival in Jasper Texas , March 20, 2010. Taken with the Tamron 28-200mm f/3.8-5.6 Lens. All photos © RMStringer Photography

Reflection 1.1


Reflection 1.1, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Azalea Festival in Jasper Texas , March 20, 2010. Taken with the Tamron 28-200mm f/3.8-5.6 Lens. All photos © RMStringer Photography

Reflection 1.0


Reflection 1.0, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Azalea Festival in Jasper Texas , March 20, 2010. Taken with the Tamron 28-200mm f/3.8-5.6 Lens. All photos © RMStringer Photography

Photography Exhibit Opens April 3rd


A BIG THANK YOU TO THESE UNDERWRITERS!
The East Texas Art League would like to thank the following businesses for helping to underwrite the Photography Exhibit:

Captured Images - Woodville

Solley's Disco - Brookland

The Stump Restuarant & Club 
at Lake Sam Rayburn

We appreciate your support of the arts in East Texas and we urge our members to show their appreciation to these businesses!

The East Texas Art League is pleased to present a fine art photography exhibit featuring four very talented Texas photographers: Jerry Craven of Temple; Sam Keith of Warren and Colorado; Robert Stringer of Jasper, and Ken Weaver of Woodville and Colorado. The exhibit will open with a public reception for the photographers to be held Saturday, April 3rd from 2-4pm at the East Texas Regional Arts Center, 364 North Austin St. in Jasper. The photographs will be on display until May 8th.

“This is the first professional photography exhibition we have had at the Arts Center,” said gallery director Tina Barrow. “Each photographer is highly skilled and has a unique style. It promises to be a wonderful show and we’d like to invite the community to the reception to meet the artists and view their work.”

The Arts Center is open to the public Tues-Friday from 10am-5pm and Sat. 10am to 2pm. There is no admission charge. Please call 409-384-2404 for more information.


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Sunday, March 21, 2010

Mack's Health Care Plan

 

Thanks to Mack Hall for letting me post this!

 

If We, the People, Could Vote on Health Care

 

Before you vote you must first (1) register to vote, (2) vote, and (3) understand that listening to the screaming fat boys on the radio does not constitute participatory democracy.

 

Now take your special Sergeant Preston of the Yukon secret decoder pen and mark your ballot:

 

Proposition 1.  I am in favor of health care, formerly known as folks going to see the doctor when they need to.

A.   Yes

B.   No, I stand in front of emergency room doorways and strongly urge folks to go home and die quietly, leaving all their worldly goods to me

 

Proposition 2.  The proper spelling is:

A.   Health care

B.   Healthcare

 

Proposition 3: All births will be reported:

A.   In the Honolulu newspapers only

B.   On cheap photocopier paper in disappearing ink

 

Proposition 4.  All Americans will receive the same health care as Congress and the Premiere of Newfoundland.

A.   When Buna, Texas freezes over

B.   See 'A' above

C.   Your attitude's been noticed, comrade

 

Proposition 5.  All physicians, nurses, aides, technicians, and other health care providers will be required to spend more time on paperwork and sensitivity training than in providing services to the sick.  They will be supervised by trustees who have no medical experience, will have their incomes fixed by a czar, and will constantly be faulted by keyboard commandos on the 'net.  They will be sued until they are more efficient according to norms fixed by government functionaries who have no idea of what healing the sick involves.

A.   Yes

B.   Where'd they go?

 

Proposition 6:  Except for Congress, all Americans will be subject to death…um, quality of life panels made up of A.C.O.R.N. and S.E.I.U thug…um, therapists to determine if they are worthy. 

A.   Yes

B.   Comrades, take this citizen into the street and help him understand why he needs to vote 'yes'

 

Proposition 7:  Hospital closures…um…consolidation will continue until there is one giant government hospital in the USA, located in Area 51.  Congress will have its own provisions, and that's none of your business, okay?

A.   Yes, master

B.   What happened to all the good little private, religious, and local-government hospitals that used to serve America?

C.   "Questions are a burden to others."  -- The Prisoner

 

Proposition 8: Anyone who wants to know what's in the several thousand pages of what is said to be health care reform is a racist, a homophobe, and a homonym.

A.   Yes

B.   We have sensitivity training for people like you

 

Proposition 9:  Except for Congress and the Premiere of Newfoundland, any wait lasting less than twelve hours in the nation's one remaining emergency room shall not be considered a long wait.

A.   Yes

B.   Aren't you dead yet?

 

Proposition 10: Anyone who actually works for a living will pay for universal health care but will not receive it; anyone who has never worked and never intends to work will receive universal health care and a flat screen teevee.  The Premiere of Newfoundland, however, will not receive a flat screen teevee.

A.   Yes

B.   I've been watching reality shows; what are you talking about?

 

Johnny Cooper 1.8


DSC04393, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Johnny Cooper Live at Solley's Disco March 19, 2010. Photos taken with the Tamron 28-200mm f/3.8-5.6 All photos are © 2010 RMStringer Photography.

Johnny Cooper 1.7


DSC04152, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Johnny Cooper Live at Solley's Disco March 19, 2010. Photos taken with the Sony 18-70mm f/3.5-5.6. All photos are © 2010 RMStringer Photography.

Johnny Cooper 1.6


DSC04197, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Johnny Cooper Live at Solley's Disco March 19, 2010. Photos taken with the Tamron 28-200mm f/3.8-5.6 All photos are © 2010 RMStringer Photography.

Johnny Cooper 1.5


DSC04173, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Johnny Cooper Live at Solley's Disco March 19, 2010. Photos taken with the Sony 18-70mm f/3.5-5.6. All photos are © 2010 RMStringer Photography.

Johnny Cooper 1.4


DSC04073, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Johnny Cooper Live at Solley's Disco March 19, 2010. Photos taken with the Minolta 70-210mm f/4 Beercan. All photos are © 2010 RMStringer Photography.

Johnny Cooper 1.3


DSC04055, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Johnny Cooper Live at Solley's Disco March 19, 2010. Photos taken with the Tamron 28-200mm f/3.8-5.6 All photos are © 2010 RMStringer Photography.

Johnny Cooper 1.2


DSC03958, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Johnny Cooper Live at Solley's Disco March 19, 2010. Photos taken with the Tamron 28-200mm f/3.8-5.6 All photos are © 2010 RMStringer Photography.

Johnny Cooper 1.1


DSC03959, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Johnny Cooper Live at Solley's Disco March 19, 2010. Photos taken with the Tamron 28-200mm f/3.8-5.6 All photos are © 2010 RMStringer Photography.

Johnny Cooper 1.0


DSC04416, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Johnny Cooper Live at Solley's Disco March 19, 2010. Photos taken with the Sony 18-70mm f/3.5-5.6. All photos are © 2010 RMStringer Photography.

Blacktop Outlaw 1.3


DSC03998, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Blacktop Outlaw doing an all Acoustic set at Solleys Disck Friday, March 19, 2010. Taken using the Tamron 28-200mm f/3.4-5.6. All photos © 2010 RMStringer Photography

Blacktop Outlaw 1.2


DSC04020, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Blacktop Outlaw doing an all Acoustic set at Solleys Disck Friday, March 19, 2010. Taken using the Tamron 28-200mm f/3.4-5.6. All photos © 2010 RMStringer Photography

Blacktop Outlaw 1.1


DSC04025, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Blacktop Outlaw doing an all Acoustic set at Solleys Disck Friday, March 19, 2010. Taken using the Tamron 28-200mm f/3.4-5.6. All photos © 2010 RMStringer Photography

Blacktop Outlaw 1.0


DSC04038, originally uploaded by RMStringer.

Blacktop Outlaw doing an all Acoustic set at Solleys Disck Friday, March 19, 2010. Taken using the Tamron 28-200mm f/3.4-5.6. All photos © 2010 RMStringer Photography